THE WALL OF ITALY: are you from the EAST or the WEST?

The real wall that divides Italy is not between north and south: it is between east and west

The real wall that divides Italy is not between north and south: it’s between east and west. Let’s see what the differences are

THE WALL OF ITALY: are you from the EAST or the WEST?

Where does the wall of Italy pass?

Although we imagine the Italian “Boot” descending from north to south, it actually goes East. So goes the wall that divides the country in two. It runs from northwest to southeast. It cuts Milan in two halfs, touches Bologna, runs along the Apennines and ends on the Basilicata’s beaches. On one side the westerners, on the other the easterners.

# Population characteristics: East is more autonomous, west eats better

In the east they are more active (they wake up at dawn), in the west they are more sleepy.
In the west they are statist (Rome, Turin, Calabria, Sicily, Tuscany), in the east they are secessionists.
In the west they are rougher, in the east they are more naive.
Food: in the west they eat better, it’s called “magna magna”.
In the east they are taller, in the west they are fatter.

# Sea: sand in the east, rocks in the west

East

Adriatic

West

Tyrrhenian

# Tourism: east mass, west elitist

East

Mass tourism

West

Radical chic

# Tourists: to the east the Germans, to the west… guess what?

East

Ost uber alles

West

West the Milanese

# Political believes

East

Repubblicans

West

Monarchists

# Island symbol

East

Tremiti

West

Formentera

# The River

East

Po

West

Tiber

# Mount

East

Dolomites

West

Mont Blanc

# Lake

East

Garda Lake

West

Lake Maggiore

# Capital City

East

Venice

West

Rome

# Locked Project

East

TAP

West

TAV

# Visionary project

East

Bridge over the Adriatic

West

Messina Strait Bridge

# Monument

East

Verona’s Arena

West

All the others

# The oldest artifact

East

Valcamonica’s rock engravings

West

Nuraghe

# The most important historical fact

East

Caesar’s Runìbicon crossing

West

Rome’s fall

# Typical things

Things in the east

freedom, nature, mass tourism, great beaches.

Things in the west

monuments, art cities, islands, soccer championship

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LAURA LIONTI